We've all seen it, especially after a particularly windy trash pickup day: plastic grocery bags caught high in the trees. Such a sight. Such an obnoxious nuisance. Gardeners love their trees, and in the high desert they are important for shade and peace of mind, so it's particularly disconcerting when they inadvertently snag the neighbor's trash. To be sure, trash caught in trees is an embarrassing and annoying eyesore and one that can be particularly difficult to remove. Sometimes the bags are caught so high and so inextricably that all you can do is be glad that the tree stopped the plastic from choking local water fowl. One can hope that as the leaves fill in, the bag will become hidden by the foliage. If the trash isn't too high, a long pole and a step ladder might do the trick. There are even "bag snagger" tools available that can extend reach as far as forty feet, but these tools can be quite expensive, especially since, for most of us, tree trash is only an occasional occurrence. If the trash isn't too high, tree pruning tools can be used.
Online forum suggestions include slingshots, throwing shoes and tennis balls, but you have to watch out for the neighbor's windows. Other suggestions include scaring a cat into the tree so that when the fire department arrives, you can suggest they remove the trash as well. Out of complete frustration, still others suggest reconfiguring attitudes to consider the trash a work of post-modern art, flags flying high, proclaiming the meaning of who we are as a culture. With pretense, then, when the leaves are gone and the trash is flying, we can think of it as "winter interest," especially if more than one, hopefully multicolored bags are snagged. But it's difficult to be proud when the ugliness of the trash rather than the beauty of the tree is what catches the attention. In the end, perhaps the bags will finally, over time, disintegrate from the sun and wind...
Needless to say, tree trash gives good reason to stop using plastic bags in markets and super stores all together. There are efforts to get plastic bags banned in certain locales, but probably the best solution is to simply take it upon ourselves to change our consumer habits with the use of eco-friendly canvas bags. Our trees will be more beautiful and our neighbors thankful.